Five double-sided hilarious door hangers to let the world know how you’re really feeling! Door Knockers is the perfect gifts for friends, co-workers or even those family members who have a sense a humour, or better yet the ones that don't.

The 10 Door Knockers includes:

• High Maintenance... But totally worth it
• Bad Hair Day... Not accepting visitors
• On A Diet... Unless that's an eclair in your pocket
• Position Available... Spoon or missionary acceptable 
• Keep Out... Its that time of the month
• Mistress Is In... Kneel before me, slave!
• Hung Over... Please be gentle with me
• Go Away... Unless you are sorry and have flowers
• Piss Off... Unless you have vodka or chocolate
• Princess Inside... Enter and courtesy